There are reports of unexplained disappearances of kibble, biscuits, and paper products placed on furniture within two to three feet of the ground. The culprit appears to strike at night, while the hapless victims are sleeping, making detection all but impossible. As a precaution, a young couple set up security cameras around their home, hoping to catch a glimpse of the perpetrator. In the process, they discovered the shocking truth of the thefts: a tiny coffin in their furnace room which, to their horror, was the refuge of a creature more frightening than the legendary chupacabra itself -
|bleh! i vant too eeet your keeeble! |
you vill geeve to me your treats undt peanut butter!
(no, seriously mom, my tummy's growling, can i have a treatum?)