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Sunday, October 14, 2012

creature of the night

NEWSFLASH:
There are reports of unexplained disappearances of kibble, biscuits, and paper products placed on furniture within two to three feet of the ground.  The culprit appears to strike at night, while the hapless victims are sleeping, making detection all but impossible.  As a precaution, a young couple set up security cameras around their home, hoping to catch a glimpse of the perpetrator.  In the process, they discovered the shocking truth of the thefts:  a tiny coffin in their furnace room which, to their horror, was the refuge of a creature more frightening than the legendary chupacabra itself - 
the VAMP-DOX!

bleh!  i vant too eeet your keeeble!
you vill geeve to me your treats undt peanut butter!
(no, seriously mom, my tummy's growling, can i have a treatum?)

4 comments:

Lovable Lily said...

Wait, wait.... Whew! I saw that picture and had to run and lock all our doors. That sure is a skeery monster and one we don't want stalking us at our house.

Be afraid, be very afraid.....

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Agnes B Bullock said...

LOL!!! Just perfect!

Doxie Rod said...

hahaha! that does look like someone who would stir up trouble ;) love the tooth.

docsdox said...

let this be a warning to all of you - red eye and fangs in a random dpxie pic may be the revelation of your little one's true nature.

[cue spooky music]

;)

-docsdox