mom and dad have been talking to my buddy baxter's mom, and i got this cool hat in the mail! they say it's just a fit model and that i'll get the real deal later, but it's so cool i had to wear it to brunch this morning. diary, maybe you can help me, 'cuz i couldn't understand why everyone started laughing when i asked mom for pancakes and syrup to eat?
|whaddaya mean 'ask aunt jemima' to make me breakfast?|
i don't have an aunt jemima!