His library smells of rich peanut butter (creamy, not chunky, mind you).
When he walks in the park, squirrels chase HIM.
When his parents turn the radio on, NPR listens to HIM.
He once gave his stuffed dragon the sniffles, just so HE could cure him.
HE throws the ball for HIS PARENTS to fetch.
Santa writes HIM letters.
The Most Interesting Dachshund in the World.
|i don' always dreenk bottle water. but when i do, i dreenk|
"dos doxies". stay thursty my frens.