There are times when I think our vehicles should have a bumper sticker that reads, "Ramsay is my co-pilot". Using his internal GPS and timely whining, Ramsay communicates certain things to us throughout the course of a drive:
1) short whine at beginning of drive: "We're going too slow. You need to drive a little bit faster. I know we're heading to daycare and I don't want to miss the morning butt-sniff-check-in with my buddies."
2) short whine in mid-drive: "We're about half-way there and I'm getting a little bored. I need a treat."
3) short whine near end of drive: "We're about 5-10min out and I'm getting a little antsy. Are we there yet?"
4) whine beginning any time throughout the drive and persisting for 5-10min: "I'm bored and I don't want a treat, but perhaps a ride on NewMama's lap would be nice so that I can enjoy the scenery and leave my nose prints on the window."
5) whine beginning any time throughout the drive and persisting for more than 10min: "I forgot to potty before I left the house, even though you put me on the patch. I may have to potty in the next 30 to 60min or so, so kindly find me a pet-friendly rest area so that I may relieve myself and roll in whatever stinkiness I happen to discover?"
6) whine beginning anytime during the drive and lasting the entire duration of one song: "I'm singing along to one of my favorite songs - likely something by Pitbull or Snoop Dogg. Please don't mind me."
1) short whine at beginning of drive: "We're going too slow. You need to drive a little bit faster. I know we're heading to daycare and I don't want to miss the morning butt-sniff-check-in with my buddies."
2) short whine in mid-drive: "We're about half-way there and I'm getting a little bored. I need a treat."
3) short whine near end of drive: "We're about 5-10min out and I'm getting a little antsy. Are we there yet?"
4) whine beginning any time throughout the drive and persisting for 5-10min: "I'm bored and I don't want a treat, but perhaps a ride on NewMama's lap would be nice so that I can enjoy the scenery and leave my nose prints on the window."
5) whine beginning any time throughout the drive and persisting for more than 10min: "I forgot to potty before I left the house, even though you put me on the patch. I may have to potty in the next 30 to 60min or so, so kindly find me a pet-friendly rest area so that I may relieve myself and roll in whatever stinkiness I happen to discover?"
6) whine beginning anytime during the drive and lasting the entire duration of one song: "I'm singing along to one of my favorite songs - likely something by Pitbull or Snoop Dogg. Please don't mind me."
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| This vehicle is equipped with DPS: Doxie Positioning System. |
4 comments:
Good one Ramsay! Mommy said our van too has the DPS in it. We also have a Picaso drawing on our passenger window and it's beautiful. Gentle swirls of doggie snarkie goodness.
Hope you made it in time for your morning butt-sniff-check-in. That's way better than coffee!
Hugs,
Lily Belle
Did you get the morning butt sniff? DID YOU?! I would hate for you to miss it. In times of trial, like when you is on a car ride for eleventy hours, DPS has many importants. I is glad to see you has the latest model!
Love,
Reuben
BOL me too, Ramsay!
Nola
LILY: BOL! good to hear other cars have DPS too! not to worry - we always make it for morning butt-sniff-check! if i miss it, then we do mid-morning-butt-sniff-check! =) you'll have to post some of your picassos on your blog!
REUBEN: we'll never be late or out of date as long as i'm in the car reminding mom and dad where we are!
NOLA: SQUEE!
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