mom and dad tell me that i am going to turn one year old this week! that sounds sooper-dooper cool, but i don't know what it means! so i asked frenchie (the french bulldog who lives down the street) to explain it to me. he says that every year on my birthday i have to give him a present. my stuffed toy-buddy, dragon says i need this thing called 'money' to buy my present, and told me to look for some outside...
well, now i have to look for a tree! if i don't find any money, i might just have to MAKE a present for frenchie - something cool and personalized like a special edition, glitter-coated poopie-snake! i know those are pretty valuable and collectible because whenever i make one, dad takes it away and hides it in a plastic bag for safe-keeping! i smell a project!